Fat, Fat... Fat
Cat, Cat... Cat
Sat, Sat... Sat
Hat, Hat... Hat

A fat cat sat on A hat,
Saw A rat on the mat,
Got A bat,
Had A chat with A gnat
That he'd pat in A vat
That was flat, oh yeah!!
Oh... Yeah.
Sorry about that.

Small
Ball
Tall
Wall

Small, Small... Small
Ball, Ball... Ball
Tall, Tall... Tall
Wall, Wall... Wall

See A small ball on A tall wall,
See it fall in A hall, see it crawl,
Give it's all, it's call "HI Y'ALL!"
See it stall, wear A shawl, oh yeah!!
Oh... Yeah.

Red
Head
Fed
Bread

Red, Red... Red
Head, Head... Head
Fed, Fed... Fed
Bread, Bread... Bread

See A red head being fed bread
On his sled made of led as he sped
To be wed but he fled instead out ahead up
To ted in his bed and he said...

Red, Head, Fed, Bread,
Small, Ball, Tall, Wall,
Fat, Cat, Sat, Hat
And that's that!

Scat!