Tonight I'm jumpin' off the wagon
& I ain't gettin' back on
Somebody call somebody
I need someone to carry me home
Drop me in a whiskey river
Drown me in a get drunk song
Tonight I'm jumpin' off the wagon
& I ain't gettin' back on

I'm gettin' tired of sippin' water
I need a sip of champagne, for my pain
I need a little somethin' stronger
I need some jack in my veins

I can't remember what I need to forget
Just wanna cuss & light a cigarette
I try to get there but I ain't there yet
I swear the first chance I get

I'll be jumpin' off the wagon
& I ain't gettin' back on
Somebody call somebody
I need someone to carry me home
Drop me in a whiskey river
Drown me in a get drunk song
Tonight I'm jumpin' off the wagon
& I ain't gettin back on

I need to pop a top
I need to twist one off
Don't need no lime or salt
Somebody get me a shot