Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Hey bitches, my scalp itches
I'll do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I need more gel
My hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Let's get a dike spike
Are those highlights?
That's a great color
Ooooh
Let's totally get a perm
Pshyeah
Time to retouch those roots
Bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron

What a slut (excuse me)
But I like your cut (oh really?)
Totally
You're such a slut
(You still think I'm a slut?)
Definitely

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Oh My God
Oh My God
Oh My God
Just shave it off