Hey, I’m calling you back
Uh, she’s been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels,
and the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for mother fucker touching my ass

So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat
And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5.0
yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me
I don’t even know what's the tea!

So I hope you’re up, girl,
cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
cause I know exactly what we need!

Let’s have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight!
Let’s have a kiki, mother fucker
I’m gonna let you have it
Let's have akiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive,turn,work
Let's have a kiki
We’re gonna serve,
and work and turn, and honey

A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to you ennui.

Let’s have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors,tight!
Let’s have a kiki, mother fucker
I’m gonna let you have it
Let’s have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive,turn,work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn and honey.

Oh, what a wonderful kiki!
This kiki is marvelous!
Kiki, so, so
Oui, Oui, non non!
Kiki, so, so
Oui, Oui, non non!
Kiki, so, so
Oui, Oui, non non!
Kiki, so, so
Oui, Oui, non non!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Hunty dropper
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
Boots Ten Queen
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn honey