theres something bout that boy thats strange to see
he doesn't look like you he doesn't look like me
i've been meaning to tell ya please don't go wild
theres a possibility that he's not your child
coz

i made love to your father love to your brother
once or twice i slept with your mother
there has to be a father it could be you
or half of the creatures down the local zoo

you wear tartan pyjamas an socks in bed
couldn't be more for him if you were dead
if i mention sex all you do is frown
thats why i sometines have to sleep around

i made love to your father love to your brother
once or twice i slept with your mother
there has to be a father it could be you
or half of the creatures down the local zoo
yer

got green scaly skin and a pair of horns
i knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born
i've been racking my brain trying to think of a father
whos a cross between a goat and a iguana

i made love to your father love to your brother
once or twice i slept with your mother
there has to be a father it could be you
or half of the creatures down the local zoo

i made love to your father love to your brother
once or twice i slept with your mother
there has to be a father it could be you
or half of the creatures down the local zoo

half of the creatures down the local zoo
half of the creatures down the local zoo