Their deadliest weapon
Is the art of surprise
You get no warning
They just drop from the skies

You better watch out
I'm telling you, sister
For the bloodsucking monsters
In their flying saucers

We're under attack from the upper quarter
Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter
(That the government's doing nothing - it's a fucking disgrace!)
Lesbian vampyres from outer space

They push you to the ground
You're lying in the mud
They bite your neck
And they drink your blood

You're lying there alone
Trying to catch your breath
Trying to cancel your appointment
With the angel of death

We're under attack from the upper quarter
Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter
(That the church's doing nothing - it's a fucking disgrace!)
Lesbian vampyres from outer space

Now if you're a man
You can be safe from them
They're after your women
They don't want no man

But that don't mean
That it's safe to walk the streets
'Cause the gay-boy vampyres
Are coming next week

We're under attack from the upper quarter
Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter
(No grant from the council - it's a fucking discrace!)
Lesbian vampyres from outer space