Tiny Japanese girl
You're my
Tiny Japanese girl
Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoe box girl
I need to put my shoes away.
They're gonna' get all scuffed and that
Why you in there girl?
It doesn't even fit you
I mean you're small but you're not a midget girl

[CH:]
But I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short Like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me
I can ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
(Well you are quite small)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo.

[V:]
Tiny Japanese girl
When I'm stood next to you
You make me feel so tall
Though I'm just 5' 2"
It's like I'm stood on a wall
Or a really big dog
But it's just that you're small
So there's no need for that dog

Tiny Japanese Girl
I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places
When you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love
'Cos it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart
I've seen you wheel it around

[CH:]
But I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short Like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me
I can ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
I'm pretty big in Tokyo