the other night i tried to go to a show,
but the man at the door,
he told me no, he said,
"no one under 21 allowed."
but he must have been stupid cuz i saw my friends in the crowd.
he said,
"you cant buy an alcholic drink."
i said,
"we dont care what you really think."

why is this happening to me?
and the show was for free.
it sucks to be,
under 21.

well i went on home
and got a plan that would work.
and i got myself a real short skirt
and id flirt my way right thru that goddamn door
but once inside, the music was no more
i guess i got there just a bit too late,
i guess its just my luck,
its just my fate.

why is this happening to me?
and the show was for free,
it sucks to be,
under21.

i just want to have
a little fun,
but every time i try,
they tell me,
"your not 21!"