Can you blow your nose?
Can you tie your own shoe?
If you had Velcro once would you even know what to do?

When you make a doody is it in your pants
Or trousers as you sit in the day
Are you mad because your grandson is gay?
Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?

When you clear your throat is it really disgusting
Does it go on for hours and miles?

You're going to die soon
You're going to die soon
It's not cold in here your just dying

You're going to die soon
You're going to die soon
You in the back you are dying soon

You're going to die soon
You're going to die soon
We're all going to die
But not as soon as you guys

You're going to die soon
You're dying