You can cake on all that make-up
And steal your roommate's dress
Take pictures of your good side in the bathroom at the bar
Call your friend a slut for leaving the party early
With a guy who never looked at you

And you can split an Adderall with a stranger in the bathroom stall
Send a misspelled text to an ex who put his fist through your bedroom wall
'Cause being treated like shit
Is really comfortable to you
Know what I'm sayin'? (No, no, no)

That ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better

You can fly to Turks and Caicos in the seats you can't afford
'Cause some girl you met 6 months ago asked you to be in her wedding
Get pissed at your plus one even though he's just a friend
For looking up the girl from LSU on Instagram

With the drunk bridesmaids diving for the bouquet, spilling Cabernet on the dance floor
And you're in the back with your arms crossed being a bad sport
And you wake up in the morning in the wrong room
You can't find your passport and you call your momma crying on the bathroom floor

But that ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better

But that ain't beautiful
No that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better