Give me what I want
And give it to me now
Don't be such a holy cow
Everybody knows that
You can't make it happen

Give me what I want
And give it to me now
Don't be such a greedy sow
Everybody knows that
You have never been down

Especially after
Never having been there

I'm the one who has
And I will tell you this
With a biblical kiss
I will eat you your folks
And your kids for breakfast

I'm the one who has
And I will tell you this
That I would never wish
Death upon you, your cats
And your throw cushions on Christmas

Especially after
Never having really
Done anything at all
You can't be the one
No, you can't be

Be the one
No, you can't be the one
No, you can't be