I fell in love with a businessman
I sold him my hair and my clothes
We had a meal like a Rockefeller deal
Just wanted to buy you a rose

I froze my rose in a nitrogen tank
And I checked it every chance I got
I know it's funny, yeah, it's funny to me too
I didn't want that thing to rot

So Boy Wonder, come to me to survive the age of the internet bully
I'm afraid of the miniatures on his shelf
And the camera pointed at myself
If the empire should fall
Boy Wonder, come, let's have a ball

I go to dinner with the TV on
My headphones and my things to do
Am I ashamed? No, not at all
Keeps me from feeling you

You wanna feel better or get better?
Now that's what they always say
Those ex-rockers from the North Shore, babe
Who finally put that needle away

So Boy Wonder, come to me to survive the age of the internet bully
I'm afraid of the miniatures on his shelf
And the camera pointed at myself
If the empire should fall
Boy Wonder, come, let's have a ball

(Boy Wonder, come to me to survive the age of the internet bully)
(I'm afraid of the miniatures on his shelf)
(And the camera pointed at myself)

So Boy Wonder, come to me to survive the age of the internet bully
I'm afraid of the miniatures on his shelf
And the camera pointed at myself
If the empire should fall
Boy Wonder, come, let's have a ball