I am full of bullshit.
Sometimes I can feel it,
my bullshit.
I gain weight with it,
my bullshit.

My chest is vast with bullshit.
My ass balloons with bullshit.
My stomach bubbles with bullshit.

I am a jelly roll,
with bullshit hair,
and bullshit pants.
I bake in the sun of your honesty,
honestly.

I am hard,
a cowpatty of cockamamie.
Cowpatty of cockamamie,
cockacockacockamamie.
I am hard.