Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed
Said "Please, don't go"

Grandpa take me home (8x)

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

Grandpa take me home (8x)

Said "Why don't you stop your crying,
go outside and ride your bike?"
That's what I did
I killed my toe

Grandma take me home (8x)

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandpa take me home, never take me home (x8)
Grandpa take me home (x7)
I wanna be alone.