ONE, TWO, ("Whenever you're ready, Bill!") ONE, TWO, ("Whenever you're ready, Bill!") UM, DOIS, ("Quando estiver pronto, Bill!") ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! UM, DOIS, TRÊS, QUATRO! (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) (Aye-aye-aye-aye) (Aye-aye-aye-aye) (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) A LADY THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM COLUMBIA, A LADY THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM COLUMBIA, (Aye-aye-aye-aye) SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. THEN SHE HELD OUT SOME MARIJUANA, HA HA! THEN SHE HELD OUT SOME MARIJUANA, HA HA! UMA SENHORA QUE CONHEÇO ACABOU DE CHEGAR DE COLUMBIA, SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. ELA RIU POIS NÃO ENTENDI. AND I SAID, AND I SAID, ENTÃO ELA OFEREÇEU UM POUCO DE MACONHA , HA HA! "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SMOKE IT NO MORE, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SMOKE IT NO MORE, ELA DISSE QUE ERA A MELHOR NA REGIÃO. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, ENTÃO EU DISSE THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." "NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, EU NÃO FUMO ISSO MAIS, (Ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah) ESTOU CANSADO DE ACORDAR NO CHÃO. A WOMAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM MAJORCA, SPAIN, A WOMAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM MAJORCA, SPAIN, NÃO, OBRIGADO, POR FAVOR, ISSO SÓ ME FAZ ESPIRRAR, SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. ENTÃO ISSO FAZ SER DIFÍCIL ACHAR A PORTA." THEN SHE HELD OUT A TEN POUND BAG OF COCAINE, THEN SHE HELD OUT A TEN POUND BAG OF COCAINE, SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. (Ah-ah-ah) AND I SAID, AND I SAID, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SNIFF IT NO MORE, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SNIFF IT NO MORE, UMA MULHER QUE CONHWÇO ACABOU DE CHEGAR DE MAJORCA, ESPANHA, I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. ELA RIU POIS NÃO ENTENDI. NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, ENTÃO ELA OFEREÇEU UM SACO DE 4 KG DE COCAÍNA, AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." ELA DISSE QUE ERA A MELHOR NA REGIÃO. (Ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah) ENTÃO EU DISSE (Ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah) "NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, EU NÃO CHEIRO ISSO MAIS, (Ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah) ESTOU CANSADO DE ACORDAR NO CHÃO. A MAN I KNOW JUST CAME FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, OO, A MAN I KNOW JUST CAME FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, OO, NÃO, OBRIGADO, POR FAVOR, ISSO SÓ ME FAZ ESPIRRAR, HE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. HE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. ENTÃO ISSO FAZ SER DIFÍCIL ACHAR A PORTA." THEN HE HELD OUT SOME MOONSHINE WHISKEY, OH HO, THEN HE HELD OUT SOME MOONSHINE WHISKEY, OH HO, HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. (Ah-ah-ah) AND I SAID, AND I SAID, (Ah-ah-ah) "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE, (Ah-ah-ah) I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. (Ah-ah-ah) NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." UM CARA QUE CONHEÇO ACABOU DE CHEGAR DE NASHVILLE, TENESSE, OO, WELL, I SAID, WELL, I SAID, ELE RIU POIS NÃO ENTENDI. "NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, ENTÃO ELE OFEREÇEU UM POUCO DE WHISKEY MOONSHINE, OH HO, I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. ELE DISSE QUE ERA O MELHOR NA REGIÃO NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." ENTÃO EU DISSE "Take it away, Billy Preston!" "Take it away, Billy Preston!" "NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, EU NÃO BEBO ISSO MAIS, WELL, I SAID, WELL, I SAID, ESTOU CANSADO DE ACORDAR NO CHÃO. "NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, NÃO, OBRIGADO, POR FAVOR, ISSO SÓ ME FAZ ESPIRRAR, I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. ENTÃO ISSO FAZ SER DIFÍCIL ACHAR A PORTA." NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." BOM, EU DISSE WELL, I SAID, WELL, I SAID, "NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, NÃO, EU NÃO AGUENTO ISSO MAIS, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, ESTOU CANSADO DE ACORDAR NO CHÃO. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. NÃO, OBRIGADO, POR FAVOR, ISSO SÓ ME FAZ ESPIRRAR, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, ENTÃO ISSO FAZ SER DIFÍCIL ACHAR A PORTA." THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."