A lady that I know just came from Columbia A lady that I know just came from Columbia Uma senhora que conheço veio da Colombia She smiled because I did not understand She smiled because I did not understand Ela riu porque não intendi Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha Então ela segurou um pouco de maconha ha-ha She said it was the best in all the land She said it was the best in all the land Dizendo que era a melhor de toda a terra And I said: And I said: E eu disse No no no no, I don't smoke it no more No no no no, I don't smoke it no more Não não não, não fumo mais isso I'm tired of waking up on the floor I'm tired of waking up on the floor Cansei de acordar no chão No, thank you, please, No, thank you, please, Não, obrigado, por favor It only makes me sneeze It only makes me sneeze Isso só me faz espirrar And then it makes it hard to find the door And then it makes it hard to find the door E torna dificil encontrar a porta A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain Uma mulher que conheço veio de Majorca, na Espanha She smiled because I did not understand She smiled because I did not understand Ela riu porque não intendi Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine Então ela segurou um saco com dez libras de cocaina She said it was the best in all the land She said it was the best in all the land Dizendo que era a melhor de toda a terra And I said: And I said: E eu disse No no no no, I don't sniff it no more No no no no, I don't sniff it no more Não não não, não cheiro mais isso I'm tired of waking up on the floor I'm tired of waking up on the floor Cansei de acordar no chão No, thank you, please, No, thank you, please, Não, obrigado, por favor It only makes me sneeze It only makes me sneeze Isso só me faz espirrar And then it makes it hard to find the door And then it makes it hard to find the door E torna dificil encontrar a porta A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee oh A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee oh Um homem que conheço veio de Nashville Tennessee oh He smiled because I did not understand He smiled because I did not understand Ele riu porque não intendi Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho Então ele segurou uma garraf de whiskey moonshine oh-ho He said it was the best in all the land He said it was the best in all the land Dizendo que era a melhor de toda a terra And I said: And I said: E eu disse No no no no, I don't drink it no more No no no no, I don't drink it no more Não não não, não bebo mais isso I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor Cansei de acordar no chão No, thank you, please, No, thank you, please, Não, obrigado, por favor It only makes me sneeze It only makes me sneeze Isso só me faz espirrar And then it makes it hard to find the door And then it makes it hard to find the door E torna dificil encontrar a porta