All the vegans in the house
all the vegans, all the vegans
all the vegans in the house
all the vegans, all the vegans

she's not eatin' bacon,
not eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey,
she won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin' sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i know
this broccoli's dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a
vegetarian

poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
how can i sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
plants are screamin'
and tomatoes cry
you say " its not so bad, they're only vegtables",
thats what you said
maybe i'm a murderer,
but i'm hungary and they're better off dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw
let the blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!