Well I stumbed and toiled all drunk and full of smoke,
My life wife said I had enough, I said I'm sick, get out!
So I stumbled down to Kelly's club, across the edge of town
And I told the boy's a wee story, and we'd have another round

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and we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and
drink and fight,
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sllep with her tonight
Yes we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and
drink and fight!

And Mary McGregor, oh she was a pretty whore
She'd always greet you with a smile and never locked her door
But on the day she died, I'll admit it sounded weak
For Mary McGregor, finally got some sleep!

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and we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and
drink and fight,
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sllep with her tonight
Yes we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and
drink and fight!

Oh there once was a girl, a child I'm told
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a cold
So now I've been standing here, out in the pouring rain

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and we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and
drink and fight,
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sllep with her tonight
Yes we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and
drink and fight!

Ahhhhhhhhh Hey! (x2)