They call him a Flat Foot they say he's a square
But when you're in danger Flat Foot he's there
He's the Johnny Law he's the Johnny Law
He's the Johnny Law a helpin' everyone he can
If a thief should drop you and take all that you own
Flat Foot's gonna git him and put him where he belongs
He's the Johnny Law...
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Flat Foot he's a working man just like you and I
Except he's got a mighty big job fight to keep us alive
He's the Johnny Law...
You can talk about him say just what you please
But if we didn't have old Flat Foot what would happen to you and me
He's the Johnny Law...