Well I heard you talkin' when we passed in the hall
To that red-headed cutie, leanin' up on the wall
You were actin' so cool and asked if she liked to party

She just rolled her eyes, then she walked away
'Guess she poured a little rain on your lucky day
I wonder how long it'll take to learn your lesson… Never, I'm guessing'

No, you can't smooth talk a Christian girl
'Cause she won't lose her rep for the whole wide world
She's lookin' for a diamond, not some plastic pearl
No, you can't smooth talk a Christian country girl

Boy, I do some things that most girls don't
If you say you will, well, I'll tell you I won't
Got a mind of my own and I know just how to use it

No, I ain't picking' up what you're putting' down
I got more on my mind than your Merry-Go-Round
Stubborn hearts like mine hold the line like there ain't nothing' to it…
That's how we do it!

No, you can't smooth talk a Christian girl
'Cause she won't lose her rep for the whole wide world
She's lookin' for a diamond, not some plastic pearl
No, you can't smooth talk a Christian country girl

We ain't breakin' any rules
And We don't care if that ain't cool

No, you can't smooth talk a Christian country girl