Ain't got no hope, got no idea
What to do or why I'm here
Wanna get my face on your TV
Wanna be heard, I want to be seen

Ain't got nothing
No, nothing
Nothing to show
Make me a c-lebrity
I want to be, a face on TV
Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity

I wanna get my features in magazines
See this creature on every street, in every scene
Write my life story before I'm twenty-one
I gotta tell the world, they may say I'm dumb
But I

Ain't got nothing
No, nothing
Nothing to show
Make me a c-lebrity
I want to be, a face on TV
Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity

I Wanna be a star in a Broadway musical
They will love me, though I can't sing or dance at all
They may say I'm lackadaisical
And if I was real good, I'd stand no chance at all

I want to be, a face on TV
Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity
Then you can say, you knew me one day
Then you will see, I'm a c-lebrity

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I want to be heard
I want to be seen on every TV screen