This isn't primus, it's King Missile This isn't primus, it's King Missile Este não é primus, é King Missile I woke up this morning I woke up this morning Eu acordei esta manhã with a bad hangover with a bad hangover com uma ressaca and my penis was missing again. and my penis was missing again. e meu pênis estava faltando novamente. This happens all the time: This happens all the time: Isso acontece o tempo todo: it's detachable. it's detachable. é destacável. This comes in handy a lot of the time: This comes in handy a lot of the time: Isto vem em muito acessível do tempo: I can leave it home I can leave it home Posso deixá-lo em casa when I think it's going to get me in trouble, when I think it's going to get me in trouble, quando eu penso que vai me causar problemas, or I can rent it out or I can rent it out ou eu posso alugá-la when I don't need it. when I don't need it. quando eu não preciso disso. But now and then I go to a party, But now and then I go to a party, Mas agora e depois vou a uma festa, get drunk, get drunk, embriagar-se, and the next morning I can't for the life of me and the next morning I can't for the life of me e, na manhã seguinte, eu não posso para a vida de mim remember what I did with it. remember what I did with it. lembro o que fiz com ele. First I looked around my apartment First I looked around my apartment Primeiro eu olhei em volta do meu apartamento and I couldn't find it and I couldn't find it e eu não poderia encontrá-lo so I called up the place where the party was. so I called up the place where the party was. Então eu chamei o local onde a festa foi. They hadn't seen it either. They hadn't seen it either. Eles não tinham visto ele quer. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet I asked them to check the medicine cabinet Pedi-lhes para verificar o armário de remédios (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) (porque, por algum motivo eu deixá-lo lá às vezes) but not this time. but not this time. mas não desta vez. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. Então, eu disse a eles, se ele aparece para me avisar. I called some other people from the party I called some other people from the party Liguei para algumas outras pessoas do partido but they were no help either. but they were no help either. mas eles não eram quer ajudar. I was starting to get desperate. I was starting to get desperate. Eu estava começando a ficar desesperado. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. Eu realmente não gosto de ficar sem meu pênis por muito tempo. It makes me feel like less of a man, It makes me feel like less of a man, Ele me faz sentir como menos de um homem, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. e eu realmente odeio ter que sentar-se cada vez que eu tomar um vazamento. After a few hours of searching the house After a few hours of searching the house Depois de algumas horas de busca na casa and calling everyone I could think of, and calling everyone I could think of, e chamando todo mundo que eu poderia pensar, I was starting to get very depressed. I was starting to get very depressed. Eu estava começando a ficar muito deprimido. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Então eu fui para a Kiev e comeram. Then as I walked down Second Avenue Then as I walked down Second Avenue Então, como eu andava Segunda Avenida towards St. Mark's place where all those towards St. Mark's place where all those para lugar de São Marcos, onde todos os people sell used books and other junk on the street, people sell used books and other junk on the street, pessoas vendem livros usados I saw my penis lying on a blanket I saw my penis lying on a blanket Eu vi meu pênis deitado em um cobertor next to a broken toaster oven. next to a broken toaster oven. lado de uma torradeira quebrada. Some guy was selling it. Some guy was selling it. Um cara estava vendendo. He wanted 22 bucks, He wanted 22 bucks, Ele queria 22 dólares, but I talked him down to 17. but I talked him down to 17. mas eu falei-lo a 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. Levei-o para casa, lavou-lo e colocá-lo de volta. I was happy again. I was happy again. Eu estava feliz de novo. Complete. Complete. Completar. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, As pessoas às vezes me dizem que eu deveria ficar permanentemente ligado, mas, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, Eu não sei. Mesmo que às vezes é um pé no saco, I like having a detachable penis. I like having a detachable penis. Eu gosto de ter um pênis destacável.