I wrote this novel just for you I wrote this novel just for you Escribí esta novela solo para ti It sounds pretentious but it's true It sounds pretentious but it's true Suena pretencioso, pero es verdad I wrote this novel just for you I wrote this novel just for you Escribí esta novela solo para ti That's why it's vulgar That's why it's vulgar Es por eso que es vulgar That's why it's blue That's why it's blue Es por eso que es de color azul And I say, thank you And I say, thank you Y yo digo, gracias And I say, thank you And I say, thank you Y yo digo, gracias I wrote this novel just for Mom I wrote this novel just for Mom Escribí esta novela solo para mamá For all the mommy things she's done For all the mommy things she's done Por todas las cosas que ha hecho mamá For all the times she showed me wrong For all the times she showed me wrong Por todas las veces que ella me enseño mal For all the time she sang god's song For all the time she sang god's song Por todo el tiempo que cantaba la canción de dios And I say thank you Mom And I say thank you Mom Y digo gracias mamá Hello Mom Hello Mom Hola mamá Thank you Mom Thank you Mom Gracias Mamá Hi Mom Hi Mom Hola mamá I read a book about Uncle Tom I read a book about Uncle Tom Leí un libro sobre el Tío Tom Where a whitey bastard made a bomb Where a whitey bastard made a bomb Cuando un blanquito cabrón hizo una bomba But now Ebonics rule our song But now Ebonics rule our song Pero ahora Ebonics regla nuestra canción Those motherfuckers got it wrong Those motherfuckers got it wrong Esos hijos de puta se equivocó And I ask And I ask Y le pido Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? ¿Quién es el tío Tom? Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? ¿Quién es el tío Tom? Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? ¿Quién es el tío Tom? You are You are Usted está I read a book about the self I read a book about the self Leí un libro sobre el auto Said I should get expensive help Said I should get expensive help Me dijo que debería obtener ayuda caros Go fix my head Go fix my head Ir arreglar mi cabeza Create some wealth Create some wealth Crear algo de riqueza Put my neurosis on the shelf Put my neurosis on the shelf Poner mi neurosis en la plataforma But I don't care for myself But I don't care for myself Pero no me importa por mí mismo I don't care for myself I don't care for myself No me importa por mí mismo I don't care for myself I don't care for myself No me importa por mí mismo I don't care I don't care No me importa I wrote this novel just for you I wrote this novel just for you Escribí esta novela solo para ti I'm so pretentious, yes it's true I'm so pretentious, yes it's true Yo soy tan pretencioso, sí, es verdad I wrote this novel just for you I wrote this novel just for you Escribí esta novela solo para ti Just for you Just for you Sólo para ti Just for you Just for you Sólo para ti