Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean Hey, eu estou me sentindo tão suja, você está olhando tão limpo All you can give is a spin in your washing machine All you can give is a spin in your washing machine Tudo que você pode dar é um giro em sua máquina de lavar I fly off to Rome to my prima bella I fly off to Rome to my prima bella Eu voar para Roma para a minha prima bella She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella Ela me deixa na chuva com guarda-chuva telescópicos Ooh the pain -- Modern love can be a strain Ooh the pain -- Modern love can be a strain Ooh a dor - amor moderno pode ser uma cepa I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell Eu confiei em meu Venus foi intocada em sua concha But the pearls in her oyster were as tacky as hell But the pearls in her oyster were as tacky as hell Mas as pérolas em sua ostra eram tão pegajoso como o inferno For Lady Godiva I came incognito For Lady Godiva I came incognito Para Lady Godiva Eu vim incognito But her driver had stolen her red hot magneto But her driver had stolen her red hot magneto Mas seu motorista havia roubado seu red hot magneto Ooh the pain -- Modern love can be a strain Ooh the pain -- Modern love can be a strain Ooh a dor - amor moderno pode ser uma cepa I don't know why they leave me in the lurch I don't know why they leave me in the lurch Eu não sei porque eles me deixam na mão To carry on the search To carry on the search Para continuar a busca It's driving me up the wall It's driving me up the wall Ele está me levando até a parede Pity when I have so much passion Pity when I have so much passion Pena quando tenho tanta paixão Romance is out of fashion Romance is out of fashion Romance é fora de moda Can't handle modern love at all Can't handle modern love at all Não pode lidar com amor moderno em todos os So I worship Diana by the light of the moon So I worship Diana by the light of the moon Então, eu adoro Diana pela luz da lua When I pull out my pipe she screams out of tune When I pull out my pipe she screams out of tune Quando eu retirar o meu cachimbo ela grita fora de sintonia In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Lisa In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Lisa Em Paris meu coração afunda quando vejo a Mona Lisa She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer Ela dá-me a wink, então ela me mostra o freezer Ooh the pain Ooh the pain Ooh a dor Modern love can be a strain Modern love can be a strain Amor moderno pode ser uma cepa