Alpha male alright
Born to lead the fight
Not as daft as you might think
When he's been on the drink

He's a handsome boy
Someone's pride and joy
Staring in the dark
A loyal dog about to bark

So British
Working class
Got a handsome mug
Talks dirty
Looks so pretty
He's an angelic thug

Levis, docs, and bens
Talks a lot of sense
Says he's not an idiot
He don't sit on the fence

Takes it on the chin
No matter when he's been
Thinks he's cool and clandestine
Beneath that perfect skin

So British
Working class
Got a handsome mug
Talks dirty
Looks so pretty
He's an angelic thug

That look in his eyes
A consolation prize
What he stops to ask you for
May come as a surprise

So British
Working class
Got a handsome mug
Talks dirty
Looks so pretty
He's an angelic thug

Ere! Vada the eek on that!
Lovely allies
Nice bit of rough trade