Watch your mouth oh, oh, oh because your speech
Is slurred enough that you just might swallow
Your tongue, I'm sure you want, want to give up
The ghost with just a little more poise than that

Or was it God who chokes in these situations?
Running late? no, no he called in, or was it God
Who chokes in these situations? running late? no, no,
He called in

Problem: The hospice a relaxing weekend
Getaway where your a cut above all the rest,
Sick and sad patient. Where you're on first name
Basis with all the top physicians

[Chorus]
Solution: Prescribe pills to off set the shakes
To offset the pills you know you should
Take it a day at a time(fix a vice with a vice)

That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound
To the support on the line. And with the way you've
Been talking every word gets you a step closer to hell.
That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound
To the support on the line. And with the way you've
Been talking every word gets you a step closer to hell
[Chorus repeat 2X]

I am alone in this bed. House and head.
She never fixes this but at least she
Oh, I am alone in this bed, ooo, she never
Fixes this but at least she
[Repeat chorus 2X]

Problem: The hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway
Where your a cut above all the rest sick and
Sad patient on first name basis with all the top
Physicians.