OH, Well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor;
and I can't help to hear; no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding!" "What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

[CHORUS x2:]
and I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a god dawm door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality.

Well in fact I'll loook at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is save!
This calls for a toast so, pour the champagne!
Well in fact I'll loook at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is save!
This calls for a toast so, pour the champagne!

[CHORUS x2:]
and I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a god dawm door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality.
(again)
and I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a god dawm door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality.
and I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a god dawm door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality.
(again)