I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won't have me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I do what I want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
If you're trying something, I couldn't care less
I don't rush for busses and trains are a mess
There's no one to care for, I don't need a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
There are no doors to lock and no dogs to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, what's more, like I said
'cause Im happy I live in a split-level head
Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what, too
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
You think I hace problems, but you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They're my alter-ego and to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
There's no simple status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
And I don't take the lead when I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head