Ladies and gentlemen Ladies and gentlemen Senhoras e senhores, Welcome to the disclaimer Welcome to the disclaimer bem-vindos ao nosso repúdio That's right, the disclaimer That's right, the disclaimer É isso mesmo, o repúdio This American apple pie institution This American apple pie institution Known as parental discretion Known as parental discretion Essa instituição de torta de maçã americana Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm conhecida como cuidado dos pais From the lyrics that might actually make you think From the lyrics that might actually make you think Vai limpar qualquer crítica de insinuação ou sarcasmo And will also insult your intelligence at the same time And will also insult your intelligence at the same time das letras que devem fazer você refletir So protect your family. So protect your family. E também ofender a sua inteligência ao mesmo tempo This album contains explicit depictions This album contains explicit depictions Of things which are real. Of things which are real. Então, proteja a sua família These real things are commonly known as life. These real things are commonly known as life. Esse álbum contém descrições explícitas So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. de coisas que são reais If it sounds dangerous, If it sounds dangerous, Essas coisas reais são geralmente conhecidas como vida Do not try this at home or at all. Do not try this at home or at all. Então, se isso parecer sarcástico, não leve a sério And if it offends you, just don't listen to it And if it offends you, just don't listen to it Se isso parecer perigoso,