Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom
His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "sy"
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye

Minoxidil insanity
Sy sperling is reality
Strand-by-strand your hair expands
Naturally

He's a modern day jesus. a leader for the meek
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president
He's also a client

Minoxidil insanity
His favor to humanity
Free you from stupidity
Indefinitely?

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