Guess what,
guess what,
guess what!

We are,
we are,
we are!

Chorus:

We are hiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!
On Altoids too!
So we decided,
To sing this dumb song to you!

We are hiiiiiiiiigh!
On Altoids too,
we are also gay,
Boys we like to do!

Verse 2:

Wei're gays,
we're gays,
ya thats hoo we are!

And we are HIIIIIIIOIIGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGGGH!!!
ON.....
ON.....
ON.....
ALTOIDS MUAHAHAHAHAHA
aND WE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD OH NO WE ARE ALL GONNADIIEEE!