It's funny how some fables became historic It's funny how some fables became historic É engraçado como algumas fábulas se tornam históricas When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric Quando o autor claramente as escreveram para serem metafóricas But people will believe anything if it's written But people will believe anything if it's written Mas as pessoas acreditam em tudo que está escrito Especially in stone or ancient scroll Especially in stone or ancient scroll Especialmente em pedras e em pergaminhos December 25th has been blacklisted December 25th has been blacklisted 25 de Dezembro entrou para lista negra Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed Desde que Dawkings provou que Jesus nunca existiu It was the last thing anyone ever expected It was the last thing anyone ever expected Foi a última coisa que as pessoas esperavam Xmas has been X'd Xmas has been X'd O Natal foi excluído!! No colored lights, no shopping sprees No colored lights, no shopping sprees Sem mais luzes coloridas, sem mais compras em shopping No more presents under dead trees No more presents under dead trees Sem mais presentes em baixo de árvores mortas St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve St. Nick está morto, mas não ficamos tristes We celebrate the last Christmas Eve We celebrate the last Christmas Eve Nós celebramos nossa última véspera de natal Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic Jesuítas aos poucos estão virando cientistas Protestants increasingly become agnostic Protestants increasingly become agnostic Protestantes cada vez mais estão virando agnósticos Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams Igrejas pentecostais estão pendurados pentagramas Priests and Nuns are molesting each other Priests and Nuns are molesting each other Padres e freiras estão molestando uns aos outros Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist Metodistas e Batistas estão afirmando serem Budistas Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist Evangélicos surpreendentemente agora são nudistas But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew Mas a maioria está tentando virar judeu Cuz Easter's canceled too Cuz Easter's canceled too Porque a páscoa também foi cancelada! No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass Sem mais caça aos ovos de páscoa, sem missas aos domingos Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash Sextas-feiras são justas, quartas 'sem cinzas' They canceled lent and slowed down fast They canceled lent and slowed down fast Eles cancelaram a quaresma Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last Aproveite o natal, porque é o seu último!! No shopping sprees (don't worry son) No shopping sprees (don't worry son) Sem compras no shopping (Não se preocupe, filho) No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights) No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights) Sem mais presentes (Não precisamos de cristo), em baixo de árvores mortas (Nós temos '8 noites') St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled) St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled) St. Nick está morto (Nós temos mitzvah), mas não ficamos tristes (Eles foram todos cancelados) We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve Nós celebramos (Nosso Hanukah), a última véspera de Natal.