In the morning I awake In the morning I awake Por la mañana me despierto I feel my bladder about to break I feel my bladder about to break Siento que mi vejiga a punto de estallar I scratch my balls I rub my eyes I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Yo rascarme las bolas me froto los ojos Just feeling lousy Just feeling lousy Sólo sentir mal My girlfriend tells me that My girlfriend tells me that Mi novia me dice que It's time to take a bath It's time to take a bath Es hora de tomar un baño I say "No, not today, it's only Tuesday" I say "No, not today, it's only Tuesday" Y digo " No, hoy no , es sólo Martes " Once every 24 hours Once every 24 hours Una vez cada 24 horas I'm supposed to take a shower I'm supposed to take a shower Se supone que debo tomar una ducha That's not the way I do it That's not the way I do it Esa no es la forma en que lo hacen Do it do it Do it do it Hazlo lo Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind La higiene personal es la última cosa en mi mente I don't want to do it I don't want to do it No quiero hacerlo Do it do it Do it do it Hazlo lo It doesn't make a difference to me It doesn't make a difference to me No hacer una diferencia para mí Everyday I do the same old thing Everyday I do the same old thing Todos los días hago lo mismo de siempre So why should I have to be clean? So why should I have to be clean? Así que ¿Por qué tendría que ser limpio? Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays Los miércoles y sábados temido Also known as shower days Also known as shower days También conocido como ducha días I hate them I hate them Los odio a