Stop have a beer it's on me
Anyone ever told you that you
Look like a Hollywood star
Oh you've heard it said many times
Before right here at this bar
I'm lame
SoI drink cause it makes me
Happier than being alone my
good friend Mr. Johnie Walker Red
Keeps my insides warm like a cunt
Seems like everybody's got
Somethng I have not, a reason
Not to die so I say death to
Mr right cause that will never
Be me yeah yeah yeah yeah