Martian men are coming to Earth
They're abducting all of the jerks
Martian men are coming to Earth
Martian men don't take me

Pods are landing from outer space
Pods are duplicating my face
Pods are landing from outer space
Pod thing leave me alone

I don't know what conventions you go to
I don't know what movies you've seen
I don't want to hear explanations
For unexplainable things

It's not I don't believe in aliens
It's just I really don't care
I wouldn't mind some interplanetary friends
Until they come and hang in my own atmosphere

Holy ghost is coming to Earth
Saving souls of all of the jerks
The holy ghost is coming to Earth
Savior men don't take me

The number one son is flipping the tab
Paying for sins and fun we all had
The number one son is flipping the bill
Let me chip in for the tip

I don't understand why you beg for forgiveness
Just before you do it again
Is it more altruistic to worship
Or actually help fellow man

It's not I don't believe in Jesus Christ
It's just I care about other things
The world could certainly use some miracles
Until then I'll put my faith in human beings