My penis is like a hot-dog, My penis is like a hot-dog, Mi pene es como un hot-dog, but I don't get monthly blood drips but I don't get monthly blood drips Pero no me gotea sangre mensuales My penis hardly even used My penis hardly even used Mi pene , incluso apenas se usa My penis's got lots of extra skin My penis's got lots of extra skin lotes Mi pene tiene la piel extra They took my outtie and made it an in They took my outtie and made it an in Se llevaron a mi outtie y lo hizo en un Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Cambiar a Donnie Marie Osmond Operation, successful Operation, successful Operación exitosa But now I gotta pee But now I gotta pee Pero ahora tengo que hacer pis Through a miniature hole Through a miniature hole A través de un orificio en miniatura Gotta remember to put the seat down Gotta remember to put the seat down Tengo que recordar poner el asiento hacia abajo And when I wipe my ass And when I wipe my ass Y cuando me limpio el culo I go from front to back I go from front to back Voy de frente hacia atrás Cause I don't want a bladder infection Cause I don't want a bladder infection Porque yo no quiero infección de la vejiga I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans Nunca pensé que me iba a perder mi deferans vas I trade it in for a pair of used cans I trade it in for a pair of used cans ¿Puedo cambiar por un par de latas usadas Now I get to hang with lesbians Now I get to hang with lesbians Ahora llego a colgar con lesbianas Operation, paid up front Operation, paid up front Operación, pagado por adelantado Now I show all my friends Now I show all my friends Ahora les muestro a todos mis amigos My new designer cunt My new designer cunt Mi coño nuevo diseñador They think I'm kinda weird They think I'm kinda weird Creen que soy un poco extraño But that's ok with me But that's ok with me Pero eso está bien conmigo Cause now I kick their ass Cause now I kick their ass Su Porque ahora patada en el culo Played from the gentlemens tee Played from the gentlemens tee Jugado desde el tee de caballeros There's nothing finer There's nothing finer No hay nada más fino Than having a penis Than having a penis De tener un pene