I take her down to the aquarium, she says "shark"
I take her to the planetarium she says "dark"
I take her to the seaside were she likes to spin and twirl
She says "sure" and "cool" and "yeah"
She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says "huh"
I take her to our anniversary, she says "one"
I take her to the jewelry store, I say "diamond", she say "pearl"
Oh everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl
You know everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl