Intellectual property never meant anything to me Intellectual property never meant anything to me Propriedade intelectual nunca significou nada pra mim So I'm not crazy So I'm not crazy Então não sou louco For trying to pimp out a?classic?song For trying to pimp out a?classic?song Por tentar dar uma cara nova pra uma música clássica At 25 years?old it's the human thing to?do At 25 years?old it's the human thing to?do Depois de 25 anos é a coisa certa a se fazer Even though you know we know you think it's wrong Even though you know we know you think it's wrong Mesmo que você saiba que nós sabemos que você acha que tá errado But after 700 covers and 1800 shows But after 700 covers and 1800 shows Mas depois de 700 covers e 1800 shows And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum E porque é a música que os colombianos amam cantarolar We voted to pull the plug and euthanize We voted to pull the plug and euthanize Votamos pra desligar os aparelhos e sacrificar Linoleum Linoleum Linoleum I think I was born into this world I think I was born into this world Eu acho que vim pra esse mundo To piss people off To piss people off Pra irritar as pessoas So I'm doing what a smart band never would So I'm doing what a smart band never would Então vou fazer o que uma banda inteligente nunca faria I'm taking our one well known song I'm taking our one well known song Vou pegar nossa única canção bem sucedida And trying to make it And trying to make it E tentar fazer que ela fique Not very good Not very good Não tão boa Linoleum never meant anything to me Linoleum never meant anything to me A velha Linoleum nunca significou nada pra mim I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge Eu nem sequer fiz um refrão, só versos e uma ponte It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store É igual a demolir uma pista de boliche pra fazer uma loja de discos usados Decomposing your best song is sacrilege Decomposing your best song is sacrilege Estragar a sua melhor música é um sacrilégio But when most hopeless bands play it wrong But when most hopeless bands play it wrong Mas quando a maioria das bandas sem futuro tocam ela errado And it's Le Tigre's best song And it's Le Tigre's best song E ela é a melhor música da Le Tigre And it was the last song that Tony ever played And it was the last song that Tony ever played E foi a última música que o Tony tocou It's time to put Linoleum out to stud It's time to put Linoleum out to stud É a hora de colocar Linoleum pra procriar And make sure that it gets laid And make sure that it gets laid E se certificar de que dê tudo certo That's me and I got a new kitchen floor That's me and I got a new kitchen floor Esse sou eu e minha cozinha tá com um piso novo But I still sleep with a close friend But I still sleep with a close friend Mas eu ainda durmo com um amigo próximo The leather trunk next to my bed The leather trunk next to my bed O baú de couro do lado da minha cama That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid Esse sou eu na rua e tô passeando com minha filha When she told me she knows everything I did When she told me she knows everything I did Quando ela diz que sabe tudo que eu fiz Because she just finished our book Because she just finished our book Porque ela acabou de terminar de ler nosso livro What? Wait. What? What? Wait. What? O quê? Pera. O quê? What the fuck? What the fuck? Que porra é essa? What the hell? What the hell? Que diabo é isso? Why did she feel the need to tell me Why did she feel the need to tell me Por que ela sentiu que precisava me contar That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird Que ela sabe que o pai dela é mais do que apenas meio estranho? She knows that I do drugs She knows that I do drugs Ela sabe que eu uso drogas She knows that I'm kinky She knows that I'm kinky Ela sabe que eu sou pervertido But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee Mas o que tira meu sono à noite é que ela e as amigas dela sabem que eu bebo mijo