She'll have another piece of pie She'll have another piece of pie Tendrá otro pedazo de pastel She'll have a double reuben rye She'll have a double reuben rye Tendrá una doble centeno Reuben She works hard at eating well She works hard at eating well Ella trabaja duro para comer bien That's why I love her That's why I love her Es por eso que la quiero She's got a couple of pony kegs She's got a couple of pony kegs Ella tiene un par de barriles de Pony Her arms are bigger than my legs Her arms are bigger than my legs Sus brazos son más grandes que mis piernas And when she holds me I can't breathe And when she holds me I can't breathe Y cuando ella me sostiene no puedo respirar That's why I love her That's why I love her Es por eso que la quiero When I'm her butter she's my bread When I'm her butter she's my bread Cuando yo soy su mantequilla es mi pan She's like a mobile water bed She's like a mobile water bed Ella es como una cama de agua móviles And when I get on top of her And when I get on top of her Y cuando me pongo encima de ella I can't touch the mattress I can't touch the mattress No puedo tocar el colchón And when her flesh begins to sag And when her flesh begins to sag Y cuando la carne comienza a ceder She's like a human sleeping bag She's like a human sleeping bag Ella es como un saco de dormir humano I feel so cozy safe and warm I feel so cozy safe and warm Me siento tan cómodo seguro y caliente She's my insulation She's my insulation Ella es mi aislamiento I always know where she sat I always know where she sat Siempre sé donde estaba sentada And when she's on me I get flat And when she's on me I get flat Y cuando ella está en mí me plana Some broken ribs a punctured lung Some broken ribs a punctured lung Algunas costillas rotas perforación de un pulmón That's why I love her That's why I love her Es por eso que la quiero She's my phillie I'm her stud She's my phillie I'm her stud Ella es mi Phillie soy su stud Her bean is bigger than my pud Her bean is bigger than my pud Su grano es más grande que mi pud It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale Es como alimentar a un Tic -Tac a una ballena That's why I love her That's why I love her Es por eso que la quiero