The beer is better in Canada
The people are better in Canada
The hockey players are better in Canada
But America has better hockey teams.

The ecstasy is better in Canada
The weed is better in Canada
I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada
But America has better cocaine

The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada
The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada
Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada
But America has better crack cocaine.