[first joke] [first joke] [ Primera] broma - Hey Hefe - Hey Hefe - Hey Hefe - What? - What? - ¿Qué? - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? - ¿Cómo se llama el tipo que sale con los músicos? - Uh... you? - Uh... you? - Uh ... usted? [second joke] [second joke] [ Segunda ] broma - Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma? - Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma? - Oye gordo , Mike , ¿qué es un dilema judío? - I don't know - I don't know - No lo sé - Free ham! - Free ham! - Jamón gratis ! [third joke] [third joke] [ Tercera ] broma - Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Hey Hefe , ¿cómo llama a cuatro mexicanos en las arenas movedizas ? - What? - What? - ¿Qué? - Cuatro Sink-o! - Cuatro Sink-o! - Cuatro Pica -o ! - Ay!! - Ay!! - ¡Ay! [fourth joke] [fourth joke] [ ] broma Cuarta - Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide? - Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide? - Hola Melvin , ¿sabes por qué Hitler se suicidó ? - Why? - Why? - ¿Por qué? - 'Cause he got the gas bill! - 'Cause he got the gas bill! - Porque llegó la factura del gas ! [fifth joke] [fifth joke] [ Quinto ] broma - Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp - Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp - chicos Woah, woah, que no es gracioso el hombre, que cruzó la línea con esa. No sé si alguna vez dicho esto , pero mi abuelo , murió en un campo de concentración - Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that - Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that - ¡Oh, mal olor , eso es terrible . Yo no sabía que - How did he die? - How did he die? - ¿Cómo murió ? - He fell off the watchtower - He fell off the watchtower - Se cayó de la torre de vigilancia