The first time I saw the Descendants, they were the fastest band I'd ever seen The first time I saw the Descendants, they were the fastest band I'd ever seen La primera vez que vi a los descendientes , fueron los más rápidos banda que jamás había visto No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the Alley Cats to play No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the Alley Cats to play Nadie en la multitud realmente se preocupaba por ellos, nos estaban esperando a los gatos del callejón de jugar After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night Después de un par de meses que escuché Kabuki Girl, de Rodney en la noche Roq domingo por la noche That was enough, for me I hopped the bus, to Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favourite record That was enough, for me I hopped the bus, to Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favourite record Eso fue suficiente , para mí el autobús me subí a Licorice Pizza y compré mi disco favorito todos los tiempo The next time I went to the Whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops The next time I went to the Whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops La próxima vez que fui al whisky, era DOA con millones de policías muertos The latter band played faster than I could believe The latter band played faster than I could believe La banda de los Últimos jugador más rápido de lo que podía creer But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked Pero las canciones sonaron un poco chupado y el mismo 'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk 'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk 'Cept John Wayne era un nazi , y Joey Pendejo era el borracho Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake Entonces Juan Macías golpeó a algunos hippies a una pulpa , primo tener el pelo largo fue un error The third time I went to the hospital, I needed 13 stitches in my head The third time I went to the hospital, I needed 13 stitches in my head La tercera vez que fue al hospital , necesitaba 13 puntos de sutura en la cabeza I managed to catch about 6 rounds of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post I managed to catch about 6 rounds of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post Me las arreglé para coger unas seis rondas de mala fama , a continuación, algunos suicidas me lanzó contra un poste My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs Mi novia se puso a llorar Cuz que tuvo que abandonar antes de DRI jugó 50 canciones pésimo My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes Mi camisa manchada de sangre olía a cigarrillos de clavo But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash Pero seguro Mirado muy bien después de un lavado