My funny Valentine,
Sweet comic Valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable,
Yet you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
And when you open it to speak, are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me.
Stay little Valentine, stay...
Each day is Valentine's day.