All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming Ah, os flocos que coçam, é flamejante All the gels and cremes it is pertaining All the gels and cremes it is pertaining Todos os géis e cremes, é referente To a fungus mold cured by injection To a fungus mold cured by injection Um molde de fungo curado por injeção Hope it's only, ah, a yeast infection Hope it's only, ah, a yeast infection Espero que seja só, ah, uma infecção por fungos Oh, well, it burns when I Oh, well, it burns when I Oh, bem dói quando eu It hurts when I pee It hurts when I pee Dói quando eu faço xixi Oh, well, it hurts when I Oh, well, it hurts when I Oh, bem dói quando eu It hurts when I see It hurts when I see Dói quando eu vejo Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea Agora eu vomito gozo e diarreia On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza No azulejo como pizza de aveia Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy Encho minha privada com um Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust Pus, eu sinto o sangue, tornando-se ferrugem Oh, well, it burns when I Oh, well, it burns when I Oh, bem dói quando eu It hurts when I pee It hurts when I pee Dói quando eu mijo Oh, well, it hurts when I Oh, well, it hurts when I Oh, bem dói quando eu It hurts when I see It hurts when I see Dói quando eu vejo Roll into my bed which does consist of Roll into my bed which does consist of Rolo em minha cama, que esta cheia de piolhos Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus Pulgas e insetos e mucos amarelos Stained dirt, vaseline, Toe Jam and Booger Stained dirt, vaseline, Toe Jam and Booger Manchado de sujeira, vaselina, Toe Jam e Booger Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge Vermes ácidos do estômago, que dançam na lama com açúcar Hmm Hmm Hmm