Stupid Cupid
Neil Sedaka 1958

I would like to express my thanks.
I trusted you implicitly.
But what a double crosser you turned out to be!

Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy. (Stupid Cupid)
I'd like to clip you're wings so you can't fly. (Stupid Cupid)
I'm in love and its a cryin' shame, (Stupid Cupid)
And I know that you're the one to blame. (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free!
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me!

I can't do my homework and I can't think straight. (Stupid Cupid)
I meet ‘er every mornin' ‘bout half past eight. (Stupid Cupid)
I'm actin' like a lovesick fool. (Stupid Cupid)
You've even got me carryin' her books to school. (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free!
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me!

You mixed up, but good,
Right from the very start.
Hey, now, go play Robinhood
With somebody else's heart!

You got me jumpin' like a crazy clown, (Stupid Cupid)
And I don't feature what you're puttin' down. (Stupid Cupid)
Since I kissed her lovin' lips of wine, (Stupid Cupid)
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine. (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free!
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me!

(4 lines instrumental)

You got me jumpin' like a crazy clown, (Stupid Cupid)
And I don't feature what you're puttin' down. (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, since I kissed her lovin' lips of wine, (Stupid Cupid)
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine. (Stupid Cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free!
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me!
Hey, hey, set me free!
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me!

(Stupid Cupid)
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(repeat and fade)