Thanks for the christmas card
I don't want to hear about your new job now
I don't want to hear about your new boyfriend
I don't want to hear about it all working out for you
No, I don't wanna hear about it now

I don't want to hear about your swinging new place
I don't want to hear how everyone thinks it's great
I just want to sit in our apartment and hate you
Yes, I will be hating you for christmas

You can have the christmas tree
Remember when we bought it at the store down the street
Remember when I found that cheesy color wheel
I don't want to think about the lights on your white skin
No I don't want to think about it

I don't wanna think about last year at your dad's

Said it was the best sex that we both ever had
I don't wanna think about my face and your soft hair
I will be hating you for christmas

I will be hating you for christmas (x 39

Yeah, I will be hating you for christmas

I will be hating you for christmas (x 3)

I must be losing my mind
There's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain
There's gotta be a better way to deal with the hate
Wish that I could find some way to make you go away
Wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
Wish that I could have myself a drink and made you fade
Wish that I could have a drink and make you go away

Yeah, make you go away
Wish that I could make you go away
I will be hating you for christmas

Yeah, I will be hating you for christmas

I will be hating you for christmas (x 6)

Thanks for the christmas card