And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end
And if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this have

You heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take
Me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned

And wouldn't it great if we were dead? DEAD.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if we get to heaven
I'll be here waiting babe did you get what you deserve?
The end
And if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this have

You heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take
Me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand To take a pistol by the hard?

And wouldn't it great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long
'Cause now you've got Maybe just two to live
Is that most the both of you can give?

LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Oh, motherfucker if LIFE ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Then why am I dead?
DEAD.