You wake up in the morning, don't remember a thing
And now your face is staring back from magazines
This is everything you've ever dreamed.

Rapid hearts are beating, faster breathing
Punk Rawk Celebrity is, oh so fleeting

Don't push that red button, it'll blow up your face
You feel like your whole life you've been running a race
Is there anybody with you in this place?

Rapid hearts are beating, faster breathing
Punk Rawk Celebrity is, oh so fleeting

Punk Rawk Celebrity is an oxymoron
To be a P.R.C., a Punk Rawk Celebrity
Put all your best clothes, your best make up on

You've made such a big mess.
But let's just call it success.
We all know, we all know, we all know you.
We all know, we know it just isn't true.