If anybody knows her I bet If anybody knows her I bet If anybody knows her I bet They never chose her but it don't They never chose her but it don't They never chose her but it don't Mean a thing Mean a thing Mean a thing And pardon me for asking And pardon me for asking And pardon me for asking Is it only in passing or did you give Is it only in passing or did you give Is it only in passing or did you give Her a ring Her a ring Her a ring I'd do anything to hear you say I'd do anything to hear you say I'd do anything to hear you say Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love I never thought I'd see it I never thought I'd see it I never thought I'd see it I want you to admit you're a sick boy I want you to admit you're a sick boy I want you to admit you're a sick boy And a fool And a fool And a fool You're doing what you want and I know You're doing what you want and I know You're doing what you want and I know You really want to be her Fred-boy You really want to be her Fred-boy You really want to be her Fred-boy Ain't it cool Ain't it cool Ain't it cool I'd do anything to hear you say I'd do anything to hear you say I'd do anything to hear you say Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love I could never do it I could never do it I could never do it Baby I don't understand Baby I don't understand Baby I don't understand And if you ever want to leave, babe And if you ever want to leave, babe And if you ever want to leave, babe I don't think you ever can I don't think you ever can I don't think you ever can Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love Ethyl my love... Ethyl my love... Ethyl my love...