Back in the beginning
Adam’s in the mood
But eve had all the apples
Whoo, and that boy couldn’t buy a clue
It’s a full-time education
No one clearly understands
The devil must be laughing
At the measure of a man

On the road to a happy ending
There is nothing but twists and turns
If I could swim through the desert
Drive to an island
And fly through the forest
And walk on the air
I wish I had a dime
For every time I tried
And I’d sure keep the girl satisfied
Keep her satisfied

My mind is scarred and blistered
Begging black and blue
But there’s a grin on my face
From the thrill of the chase
Just like any dog’ll do
She’s got brains and beauty
And my heart is in her hands
Can’t finesse the misses
Yes, without a song and dance
On the road to a happy ending
Yeh, there is nothing but twists and turns
Oh-hoo

If I could swim through the desert
Drive to an island
And fly through the forest
And walk on the air
I wish I had a dime
For every time I tried
And I’d sure keep the girl satisfied

I would stare down the thunder
Carry a mountain
Crawl through the fire
To get closer to you
And I wish I had a dime
For every time I tried
And I’d sure keep the girl satisfied, yeah

Yeah, on the road to a happy ending
There is nothing but twists and turns, oh lord
If I could swim through the desert
Drive to an island
Fly through the forest
And walk on the air
I wish I had a dime
For every time I tried
And I’d sure keep the girl satisfied

So I would stare down the thunder
Carry a mountain
And crawl through the fire
To get closer to you
I wish I had a dime
For every time I tried
And I’d sure keep the girl satisfied,
And I’d sure keep that girl satisfied
Sure keep the girl
Satisfied